Johnny A. Solbu

Tag: Humor

Merry Christmas, in legalese

Postet 27 desember, 2020 av Solbu i Julen (Julen, Humor)

Positively effective tidings, to you and those you legally claim as dependents. We wish you, but in no way guarantee, a reasonably satisfactory Christmas, and/or festive period and/or a non-denominational capitalist wintertime gift-giving season, and a reasonably satisfactory new twelve (12) month period. Your mileage may vary, please consult with your attorney.

This seasonal greeting does not constitute a binding agreement of, or consent to engage in, festive merrymaking. «Merrymaking» is hereinafter assumed to mean «making oneself merry». Counsel does not condone making others merry without their consent.

No part of this agreement is to be construed such that I am commanding merriment to be engaged in. But if engaged in may not be as construed as marryment, but only engaged in slight happiness, or no happiness at all. Please see State law Santa Clause, paragraph 1d 14 a of us code 9b.

Heavily inspired from this short «LegalEagle» video :-)
This was allegedly hilarious, and in the comments section, we intend to have witness testimony to support that allegation. Of course, «hilarity» is subjective, and we can make no finding of fact that this is, indeed, universally hilarious, but we believe that the statistical evidence will lead the jury to conclude that to the extent anything can be called hilarious, this, indeed, was.

Juleevangeliet for fjortiser

Postet 23 desember, 2011, Sist oppdatert 23 desember, 2017 av Solbu i Julen (Jul, Vitser, Humor)

Det skjedde i de dager at det gikk ut en befaling fra keiser Augustus om at hele verden skulle joine gruppen: «Vi som vil skrives inn i manntall». Dette skjedde mens Kvirinius var helt sjef i Syria, og gruppa fikk drøyt mange likes.

Josef traska fra byen Nasaret i Galilea …

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To stupid for GNU-Linux

Postet 07 april, 2002 av Solbu i Gnu-Linux (GNU-Linux, Programvare, Humor)

This usenet post was posted on alt.os.linux.mandrake by someone some time ago.

Sorry for not crossposting to 7 other newsgroups as I could not figure out how to do that.

I decided to try Mandrake Linux as I heard it was a l337 system.
The first thing …

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Mine tanker om Julenissen

Postet 18 november, 1999 av Solbu i Julen (Jul, Humor, Vitenskap)

For de som ennå tror på julenissen:
Det endelige, ugjendrivelige og vitenskapelige beviset for at julenissen umulig kan eksistere, svirrer i disse dager rundt på Internett. Kanskje nissen eksisterte en gang i fortiden - men i så fall ville han faktisk blitt most til risengryn i samme sekund som han begynte …

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